you give and give and give and they just take and take and take. yeah, you. i'm talking about you ozzy. i love ya kid, but this feeding nonstop business is going to turn me into Mean Mommy. dont make me angy. you wouldn't like me when i'm angry. (eyes change to Mountain Dew radioactive green, and skin starts to turn green and swell under rippling muscles as the button front shirt turns into a car wash strips and pants become too tight Hobbit pants).
the past couple of nights it's been milkfest 2008. tonight, latched on at 5:30 pm, latched on at 6:30 pm, latched on at 7:30 pm, latched on at 9 pm, and latched on yet again at 11 pm... he is down to sleep right now (it is currently 12:45 am), but i am wondering if he'll be up again at 1:30 am to feed yet again like he was last night? it's been insane how much the kid wants to eat. i get it... you're growing. but geez, cant you slow down just a tad bit? i dont think i have nipples left!!!
the past couple of nights it's been milkfest 2008. tonight, latched on at 5:30 pm, latched on at 6:30 pm, latched on at 7:30 pm, latched on at 9 pm, and latched on yet again at 11 pm... he is down to sleep right now (it is currently 12:45 am), but i am wondering if he'll be up again at 1:30 am to feed yet again like he was last night? it's been insane how much the kid wants to eat. i get it... you're growing. but geez, cant you slow down just a tad bit? i dont think i have nipples left!!!
Dude, he's making MY nipples ache just reading about it.
ReplyDeleteI'm in for it too soon.
no nipples....that's hot.
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