as i was drying mimi's hair the other day in my bathroom (b/c there's not enough room for ozzy's exersaucer in her bathroom), she accidentally knocked over a container of my mineral makeup and the jar went flying and power dumped out all over the floor.
oh, mimi! i moan, rolling my eyes. shaking my head, i keep on drying her hair. when i'm done i tell her to go get dressed while i sweep the makeup off the floor (i dumped most of it back into the jar...i figure it's all some kind of dirt, anyway). she comes back and w/this sick look on her face she says, "mom, i feel terrible!" thinking she was ill i asked her what's wrong. she say, "i feel just terrible for spilling your makeup all over the floor. i should have been more cautious!"
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while playing on the floor with ozzy, he began merrily tooting away, necessitating a diaper change. mimi asked what i was doing and i said ozzy pooped i have to change his diaper. 'what else do babies do?' she asks. 'they poop, they pee, they eat, and they sleep,' i answer. 'and one more thing!' sings mimi, 'GASOLINE!...they pass gasoline!'
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mimi kept begging to hold ozzy, so i told her to sit down and i'd bring him to her so she could hold him. she climbs up on the couch and as i start to hand him over, she yells, 'wait! i'm uncomfortable! i have to flatten my panties.' then she proceeds to yank at her bottom to remove a slight wedgie.
oh, mimi! i moan, rolling my eyes. shaking my head, i keep on drying her hair. when i'm done i tell her to go get dressed while i sweep the makeup off the floor (i dumped most of it back into the jar...i figure it's all some kind of dirt, anyway). she comes back and w/this sick look on her face she says, "mom, i feel terrible!" thinking she was ill i asked her what's wrong. she say, "i feel just terrible for spilling your makeup all over the floor. i should have been more cautious!"
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while playing on the floor with ozzy, he began merrily tooting away, necessitating a diaper change. mimi asked what i was doing and i said ozzy pooped i have to change his diaper. 'what else do babies do?' she asks. 'they poop, they pee, they eat, and they sleep,' i answer. 'and one more thing!' sings mimi, 'GASOLINE!...they pass gasoline!'
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mimi kept begging to hold ozzy, so i told her to sit down and i'd bring him to her so she could hold him. she climbs up on the couch and as i start to hand him over, she yells, 'wait! i'm uncomfortable! i have to flatten my panties.' then she proceeds to yank at her bottom to remove a slight wedgie.
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