"wooooaah! careful!"
he likes to walk down the stairs like a big person. i guess i'm constantly saying the phrase, "woooah! be careful!" because that's what he says now when he's walking down the stairs. which by the way is roughly the pace of growing trees. when he crawls down backwards, he luges down on his tummy and he's really fast. i couldnt go that fast wrapped in plastic and covered in grease. seriously, i would do it that way myself if i could. but after turning 1.5 he prefers to walk down the stairs like the rest of us. makes my palms sweat like crazy to see him do this. once i got so worried, i yelled, "ozzy, please, turn around and go down backwards!!!" so of course, he stands there on the top step and starts to spin in circles. my heart shot up my throat and smashed out of the back of my teeth. somehow he manages to fall and smack his head when he's on a level surface, but while spinning windmills on the precipice of the top stairs? piece of cake. after picking teeth shards out of my heart, we make it downstairs just fine and i'm making a mental note to never tell him to 'turn around" again.
Aw! Mang! (oh, man!) whenever something doesnt work right he says this. like when he's trying to piece a puzzle together, or button something and can't do it.
tahdahhhh! i did it.
waiter. she ya! when he leaves, he waves and says "later. see ya." instead of see ya later!
pweeeeeeze! please
awwwwww! disappointment
wike it. dont like it.
change. diaper. takes a wipe and runs it all over a baby doll. comes to me and hands me the just used wipe and says 'stinky. trash.' then goes to get a diaper to put on the baby, but when he gets it he just rubs the baby with the diaper. then puts the diaper on his head. then goes off and plays with something else.
knock knock pretends he knows how to tell knock knock jokes.
he likes to walk down the stairs like a big person. i guess i'm constantly saying the phrase, "woooah! be careful!" because that's what he says now when he's walking down the stairs. which by the way is roughly the pace of growing trees. when he crawls down backwards, he luges down on his tummy and he's really fast. i couldnt go that fast wrapped in plastic and covered in grease. seriously, i would do it that way myself if i could. but after turning 1.5 he prefers to walk down the stairs like the rest of us. makes my palms sweat like crazy to see him do this. once i got so worried, i yelled, "ozzy, please, turn around and go down backwards!!!" so of course, he stands there on the top step and starts to spin in circles. my heart shot up my throat and smashed out of the back of my teeth. somehow he manages to fall and smack his head when he's on a level surface, but while spinning windmills on the precipice of the top stairs? piece of cake. after picking teeth shards out of my heart, we make it downstairs just fine and i'm making a mental note to never tell him to 'turn around" again.
Aw! Mang! (oh, man!) whenever something doesnt work right he says this. like when he's trying to piece a puzzle together, or button something and can't do it.
tahdahhhh! i did it.
waiter. she ya! when he leaves, he waves and says "later. see ya." instead of see ya later!
pweeeeeeze! please
awwwwww! disappointment
wike it. dont like it.
change. diaper. takes a wipe and runs it all over a baby doll. comes to me and hands me the just used wipe and says 'stinky. trash.' then goes to get a diaper to put on the baby, but when he gets it he just rubs the baby with the diaper. then puts the diaper on his head. then goes off and plays with something else.
knock knock pretends he knows how to tell knock knock jokes.
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